There are no races,
only countries of people Chuck Norris has beaten to different shades of
black and blue.
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The grass is always
greener on the other side, unless Chuck Norris has been there. In that
case the grass is most likely soaked in blood and tears.
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Chuck Norris invented
his own type of karate. It's called Chuck-Will-Kill.
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Chuck Norris invented
black. In fact, he invented the entire spectrum of visible light. Except
pink. Tom Cruise invented pink.
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Nobody doesn't
like Sara Lee. Except Chuck Norris.
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The show Survivor
had the original premise of putting people on an island with Chuck Norris.
there were no survivors and the pilot episode tape has been burned.
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Chuck Norris is
the reason why Waldo is hiding.
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Chuck Norris does
not "style" his hair. It lays perfectly in place out of sheer
terror.
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Along with his
black belt, Chuck Norris often chooses to wear brown shoes. No one has
DARED call him on it. Ever.
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When you're Chuck
Norris, anything + anything is equal to 1.... 1 roundhouse kick to the
face..
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