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There are no races, only countries of people Chuck Norris has beaten to different shades of black and blue.

The grass is always greener on the other side, unless Chuck Norris has been there. In that case the grass is most likely soaked in blood and tears.

Chuck Norris invented his own type of karate. It's called Chuck-Will-Kill.

Chuck Norris invented black. In fact, he invented the entire spectrum of visible light. Except pink. Tom Cruise invented pink.

Nobody doesn't like Sara Lee. Except Chuck Norris.

The show Survivor had the original premise of putting people on an island with Chuck Norris. there were no survivors and the pilot episode tape has been burned.

Chuck Norris is the reason why Waldo is hiding.

Chuck Norris does not "style" his hair. It lays perfectly in place out of sheer terror.

Along with his black belt, Chuck Norris often chooses to wear brown shoes. No one has DARED call him on it. Ever.

When you're Chuck Norris, anything + anything is equal to 1.... 1 roundhouse kick to the face..



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